How can I get out of this speech?

How can I get out of this speech?

Wish I’d met Leland first! For less than the cost of that dentist and the dentures to follow, we could have shown him how to organize his material, deliver with confidence, and find it all comfortable!
Meeting today?  Uh-oh!

Meeting today? Uh-oh!

Poor Chris just needs some coaching.  Send Chris to me for public speaking skills coaching and before long these two will be totally on board!
Zoom Humor for today

Zoom Humor for today

Some love Zoom, some only tolerate it, but anyone who’s attended a few meetings on it can relate to this!